If Mr. Potato Head were real
I'd let him know his sex appeal
He'd satisfy my appetite
I'd nibble his ear, then take a bite
Fried, Au Gratin, Tots or Smashed
Extra garlic, extra cheese
Extra bacon please please please!
Hashed, O'Brien'ed or Pancaked
Roasted, Chipped or Twicely Baked
Curlied, wedged or steak-tified
Potato is Heaven when it's French Fried
Such a canvas for delicious fare
Never existed like the Pomme de Terre
I'd write more but you'll have to wait
Mr. P and I have a big date.
1 comment:
Amazing. Just amazing. Makes me want a steaming plate of mashed potatoes made with cream and real butter.
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